Kenny is the only surviving orginal Pirate. It has been harder and harder for Kenny to return each season after watching so many old friends and Pirates pass away. Kenny is the primary educator for the young, teaching them the nuances of old time hockey. For annectodal evidence of Kenny's generous knowledge base, refer to the 2008 stats, as he was the point leader for a signifficant portion of the seaseon (3 Games). Old Muis was quoted in a Hudson's Bay Catalogue Issue early last season "I would hang em'up but I just can't find a hanger".

Keep the slap shots off the ice, and the hotel sheets clean (ie: no skidmarks) for many more years Mr. Muis. You're a #beauty